I swear,this is the absolute last time in a long while that I'll be posting.

I have the sickest of sick feelings at the bottom of my pitts cus school starts tmr.

It sucks knowing that you can't sleep till one in the afternoon.

It sucks when you can't put things off and take things in your stride.

It sucks when you want to start the new term fresh yet you know you're gonna do badly in the last term's tingxie cus you didn't put in the effort.

Ohmy.Where did the holidays go.

The Ld play last night was great(:

It was nice meeting the girls before the show but really,there was no time for starbucks.HAH!so we made our way to Raffles Hotel,a bunch of squeally people catching up with each other lives as we walked.We didn't have to worry about getting lost.charlotte had a map.WTH.

So jubilee hall was filled with many familliar faces. I swear everybody was talking about each other. The people behind me didn't bother to lower down they're voices and I happened to hear all the stuff they had to say about this girl.whom I know.Poor girl. The play was super funny;a cross between romeo and juliet,starwars and narnia with LIANguage added in.HILARIOUS:D

Then after the play we wenta the burgerking in raffles city for supper.YAY.


Schools starting,therefore:

MAJOR HIATUS.ITS GOING INTO HIBERNATION BECAUSE I HAVE TO STUDYYYYY.

and this time,I swear.

kaka is a married man.He married some girl called Carol,as I was told. Wth.I shan't watch anymore brazillian matches.

Five more days till school.With the swiss trip and all,my holiday was considerably shortened.Thankgod I only have physics left. I hate physics:( and the dachangjin project.You know what. That has to be the most boring show ever.I didn't even bother to watch it cus the prospect of watching some woman cook and brew herbs bored me out before I could look for the tape.The school was smart to screen all the good parts like when she was young or when her taste buds died or smtg like that.Blah.

Last night I had the worst dream of my life.One of the worst. My dad dicovered this blog.oh shoots.I promised myself to delete it today,but ah,it was all a bad dream yes? At the worst case I'll move to some other host.Like wordpress.From what i hear from claire,its bloody good.With password lock.Whopee.

I had tuition today.My tuition teacher is the world's most self-loving faggot.I shan't type his name cus he might just google it since he loves himself to bits.He made me practise chinese infront of the whole class.It was chem class by the way. I don't know why he's so fascinated with the fact that I can speak chinese.Pfuit.He annoys me so.

Mum suggested we play scrabble before dinner.Highly unusual suggestion coming from the highly hysterical her.Alliteration here((: We played anyways,raised eyebrows aside.And she's a fabulous player.My brother is bloody slowwwwwww.Argh.

At dinner my actually-not-so-hysterical mother poped a bottle of sparkling white grape to celebrate. Celebrate what,I asked her. "oh nothing,"she said."except I'm so happy that ram tiwary is founded guilty of murder.Lets drink to that yes?"

And then she gave this really happy smile.What the hell?A weird reason to celebrate huh.she has been following the case super close.tsk.

My dad pops open bottles really well.It hit me heads once. So to create some atmosphere,my brother patted the wall and told my dad to aim for it.Then my mum became hysterical.

Because he left his finger prints on the newly painted wall.

And all throughout our one-hour dinner, she attacked every single itsy bitsy teeny weeny matter.Like my piano,the dogs' poop, the quickly emptying cookie jar(not my fault)etc etc etc.

I blame,not menopause,but ram tiwary.Hmpf.asshole.

I was feeling rather miserable today.Because I realise how much not having cable sucks.I've got tired looking out of my toilet window just to catch the reflection of the tv on my neighbours window. He's an MTV freak you see,24/7,the tv's tuned to MTV.

Anyways,I got sick watching shakira shake her hips on sucha small screen.Its not even a screen.Its a frikin window.Bleah.

yes,so the miserable feeling came about because channel five had no sponsors for the worldcup matches and only cable had it.Nevermind the worldcup,kaka didn't score,according to jolly.

SIGH.

So miserable me was doing geography.Pfuit.I HATE IT. Then I looked out of the window and no,i didn't see MTV on someoneelse's window. I saw a truck.And it cheered me up.No,it wasn't the scv people coming to install cable either.It was the rubbishtruck.

The most colourful,chirpy,vibrant rubbish truck I saw. It was pink purple and orange I think.With a frog which said please help to recycle or something like that.

Then I felt happier.I felt better about having no cable and I felt better about geography.And the rubbish truck did all.See what little things in life can do to you?

(:

HELLO,HELLO.

Ten days is a loong time aye and at the end of it I almost declared myself half a swiss.

THE PLANE RIDE
I love SQ.They give you the greatest food don't they.and they screen movies on the little tv.Yay(:

we took the connecting flight at GERMANY.It was flooded with people cus of the world cup so I didn't really like it there:(

BASEL
The basel airport is in FRANCE.ohmygod.Switzerland and france are like next to each other with one shooort road inbetween which is shorter than the causeway to m'sia with no foralties like checkpoints etc.I was in france man.Anyways Basel is where our hosts, aunt Greti and uncle Max stayed.Mum's friends.so we were ther for a couple of days.Ohmygod it was cold.

APPENZELL
Loved it.some quaint little town with cobble-stoned streets and nice houses with paintings and flowers.very storybookish.

LUZERN
There was this nice lake with swans and ducks.Swans,I realised,are pretty birds with BLACK webbed feet.Yuck.Spoils it all I say. We took a ship from there to weggis one evening.And there we saw the brazillians.I swear,ronaldinho is horsier than my art teacher in primary school,who was really the maximum I thought.My dad says he's the ugliest football player ever.And I saw kaka.ohyess.Before he scored that goal though.I should have got his jersey for jolly.haha.
And then we had the most wonderful dinner at this place.we sat by the river and from there we had the best view of the alps.And at sunset the alps were red and all,it was really nice.And the next day we took the rail up some steep mountain and there was snow.slusht though.Had a fun time snowballing my brother.hah!

SPIETZ
Its a real farmy area.We went to aunt Greti's sister's farm. Right. Farms are the stinkiest places int he whole wide world and I was totally gonna abandon my plan to milk the cows until these two lil girls,greti's grangneices(yeah she's ooold) started pulling me all over the farm.They're really beautiful girls.like nicole kidmanish. They're swiss-austrailians and they're so adorable.For them, I decided to milk the cows.

Its gross.I'll never do it again even if two blond hair blue eyed little girls told me they loved me so and begged me to. No way.

So thats about it yeah.

Oh yes.There are toilet papers in switzerland.claire you worried yourself for nothing.They had nice ones with pink prints of cows.

I'm going to switz tomorrow. Its gonna be a bloody long flight.sixteen hours.WTH.

Switz is supposedly the most beautiful place on earth. Like the frsheset air and the greenest grass.Sounds like the land of healthiest cows to me.

Mum(the hysterical mum)made me do research on all the cities we're going.It seems like all we're gonna see are casltes and churches and bridges.I'm looking forwards to the farm though.I hope I get to milk a cow.I MUST MILK A COW.Not that I like cows.can't stand them. I just like milk and burgers((:

In a way,we'll all miss something if we go on this trip.I'll be missing the mayors workshop. Ryan will be missing the AVIVA opens dad and mum are missing out on some event they turned d
own(which partially resulted in mum's mood swing).crumbs:/

and also I'll miss everyone:D I'm supposed to be thinking of you guys every moment I breathe-.- wth.MY BREATHING CLICHE((:Now the pigs happy:D

Anyways,to the team,good luck for the ranking rounds!I'll pray for you peopolings!!

Its gonna be a long ten days.

seeyasssssssss((:

Some real sad things have happened.

Thing number one: My mom's gone hysterical.
So we were watching I'm not stupid too AGAIN. I didn't really enjoy it this time around cus I was to busy being critical about the way it was filmed.Anyways,my mum was sobbing at the end of it and obviously the preachy film had an impact on her.so when the thing ended both ryan and I got blasted at. Apparently, we don't appreciate our parents. That's so not true. Apparently, we don't think time is of the essence.On the contrary, we do. Apparently we don't have a conscience. We do,we do.we're just a lil thickskinned((: Right.so from eleven fifteen to twelve forty, we heared her moan,groan,nag,scream and dramatise.

To quote her" THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE CUS YOU TWO ARE OLDER AND ITS EASIER FOR ME TO TALK TO YOU.BUT LOOK AT YOU'LL.LOOK AT THE STRESS YOU GIVE ME.WHY?HOW COME I CAN’T ENJOY THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE?!"

Its called menopause mummy dearest.

Then just when I thought it was all over and I could go off to bed, I heard some hysterical screams.from my mum duh.

Thing number two: The case of the runaway dog.

I hate charcs for running away. After I heard the screams I ran to the window and saw some black thing gallop up and down the road.Freak, that's how big my dog is.It's like a stallion or smtg. So I got worried and joined my dad and ryan chasing charcs.at one am. The more we chased him the further he went.at one point some old chugging merc almost ran over him. So it was one beeeeg black dog, dad waving his cane ever so violently, ryan in his purple boxers and singlet, and ME crying like a mad baboon,all running up and down flower road.Yup that’s the street I live on.And damn it's a frikkin long road.

We got him home finally.after a whole half an hour. What brought the dog home?

His biscuits.hmmph.that unloyal,heartbreaking dog!

Yeah.And I had trng six and a half hours later. And we all hadta be extra careful because of the rumoured molester thing. Aaaaaah.so scary. I’ve yet to get a striped orange umbrella to shield myself from potential danger.Claire's sooo lucky. If she ever meets the cheekopek, all she hasta do is to whip out her phone to dial certain special eight numbers and POP!(I emphasise the sound)she'll be saved. By her knight on golden sampan.HAWHAW.

So after we watched jolls and shanna ahem,eat their breakfast, we wenta the writing workshop and surfed the net. Then when Sonya came we started proper trng.I helped jolls to edit her speech . Then she showed me some incredibly lame clip about some multi purpose handphone. HAH!

After trng we wenta macs to debate.Thbt Sonya should tell us he who her boyfriends and crushes are. Wth. It was fun. We learnt new stuff:P

We ate Korean food for dinner. Right.My mum(the hysterical mum) was buttering the Korean dude up so that we could get some discount for the rameyon . So she asked him, what do Koreans eat for dessert? The guy didn't know what the hell a dessert was.and so mum said, honey whats desset in Chinese?(to me duh)

Crap.You can't speak mandarin to some random Korean like you can't speak bahasa malayu to some random Israeli just cus they’ve got the same skin colour.

Wth.